humor from george relles
2006-12-31 23:00:58Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself
a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off
with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with
consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.
Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in
both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually
himself.
Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says,
"Use the FORKS, Luke."
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Morris tells his psychiatrist, "I am under a lot of stress. I keep
losing my temper with people and insulting them. You gotta help
me, doctor!"
The psychiatrist says, "Tell me about your problem, Morris?"
Morris looks at him and yells, "I just did YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!"
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To Ponder....a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do.
The situation: You are in the Midwest, and there is a huge flood in progress.
Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and infrastructures
destroyed.
Let's say that you're a photographer out getting still photos for a news service, traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. You come across George Bush Jr who has been swept away by the flood waters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under.
You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb.
So, here's the dilemma and think carefully before you answer the question
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Which lens would you use?